What is a Vibe and how do I get one?

A letter to the anxiety ridden vibe-less from the happily vibe-free.

I was having a conversation with my sister-in-law the other day when she lit up, smiled, and said she had realized her vibe was “cottagecore.” She seemed so happy to have settled this question I didn’t even know she was asking. I, meanwhile, had to look up “cottagecore.” Then, I looked around her current house and said “I mean no offense, but this place…